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LOT’S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot ‘S wife
Looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason
Interrupted, ‘My Mommy looked back once while she was
Driving,’ he announced triumphantly, ’and she turned into a
Telephone pole!’
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story
Of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, ‘If you saw a
Person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding,
What would you do?’
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence,
‘I think I’d throw up.’
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, ‘Johnny, do you think
Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?’
’No,’ replied Johnny. ’How could he, with just two worms.’
HIGHER POWER
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, ‘We have
Been Learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible
Times. But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me
What it is?’
One child blurted out, ‘Aces!’
MOSES AND THE RED SEA
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had
Learned in Sunday School.
‘Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind
Enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of
Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea , he had his army build a
Pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements.
They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the
Israelites were saved.’
‘Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?’
His Mother asked.
‘Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did,
You’d never believe it!’
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class
Memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible -
Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter.
Little Rick was excited about the task – but he just couldn’t
Remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely
Get past the first line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23
In front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous.. When it
Was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly,
‘The Lord is my Shepherd, and that’s all I need to know.’
UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher’s 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father
Always paused and bowed his head for a moment before
Starting his sermon.
One day, she asked him why.
‘Well, Honey,’ he began, proud that his daughter was so
Observant of his messages. ’I'm asking the Lord to help me
Preach a good sermon.’
‘So, how come He doesn’t?’ she asked.
BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, ‘So your
Mother says your prayers for you each night? That’s very
Commendable. What does she say?’
The little boy replied, ’Thank God he’s in bed!’
UNTIMELY ANSWERED PRAYER
During the minister’s prayer one Sunday, there was a loud
Whistle from one of the back pews.
Tommy’s mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence
And, after church, asked, ’Tommy, whatever made you do
Such a thing?’
Tommy answered soberly, ’I asked God to teach me to
Whistle, and He did!’
TIME TO PRAY
A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night.
‘Yes, sir.’ the boy replied..
‘And, do you always say them in the morning, too?’ the pastor
Asked.
‘No sir,’ the boy replied. ’I ain’t scared in the daytime.’
SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as
The food was being served.. When Little Johnny received his
Plate, he started eating right away.
’Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.’ said his mother.
‘I don’t need to,’ the boy replied.
‘Of course, you do.’ his mother insisted. ‘We always say a
Prayer before eating at our house.’
‘That’s at our house.’ Johnny explained. ’But this is
Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook!’
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