Patricia Szymanski

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Where is the Monday Menu…

Posted by: Patricia on: August 25, 2008

Just as I was about to POST the menu for the week for my sweet loving husband, I hear a DING…its my e-mail.  I got an e-mail from my husband.  Ladies, does your heart not skip a beat when you see a text or an e-mail from your husband.  You just know  he was thinking of [...]

Shouldn’t Couldn’t Don’t Won’t

Posted by: Patricia on: March 5, 2008

English must be the hardest language ever!
Contractions.  Should not=Shouldn’t.  Could not= Couldn’t. Do not=Don’t.
Won’t? What in the world?  Shouldn’t it be Willn’t?

30 Day Sex Challenge

Posted by: Patricia on: February 29, 2008

First, Mom, if you are reading my Blog, please stop and go back to your computer scrabble game.  See you Thursday, Love you, Goodbye.
I also know that the rest of you are probably praying that your spouses NEVER read these Blogs!
The rest:  Now, I am not saying I have tried it, I am not saying [...]

The next “Survivor” Series

Posted by: Patricia on: January 15, 2008

OK, before I get yelled at by anyway about the roles of a woman (I almost wrote rolls..I have been eating all day) verse a man…Proverbs …or anything like that I just want to say that I JUST think it is funny..so I am posting it!
THE NEXT ‘SURVIVOR’ SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island [...]

My Blog Cheat Sheet

Posted by: Patricia on: January 9, 2008

OK, for anyone out there who may stumble upon my Blog I am giving this one time Cheat Sheet so you all (ya’ll) know who I might be talking about.  If I say a friend said…and it starts like “ok, here’s the Deal, I appreciate you thinking that, but the fact of the matter is….” that [...]


Needed

I am in desperate Need of Donated storage containers, bins or a Shelves. I have so many donated items to store in my basement but no way to organize it at ALL. It is for organizations listed on the OCL Website. Please consider donating a plastic bin. :) I will give you a cupcake?